It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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