There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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