Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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