so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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