ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
