there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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