He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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