your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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