dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
