I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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