Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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