she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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