the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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