There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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