umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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