I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
