i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I see more hoeing in ur future
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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