Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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