either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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