How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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