If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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