Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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