I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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