physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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