When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just pee around me
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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