Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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