She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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