I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
