remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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