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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(563): you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship? http://tfl.nu/nsqw

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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.

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(940): talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex. http://tfl.nu/816e

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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(678): If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class. http://tfl.nu/m667

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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.

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(804): The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in. http://tfl.nu/awzl

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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique

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(555): My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique http://tfl.nu/mm4o

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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"

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(914): right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit" http://tfl.nu/7x3l

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(631): View more from New York

judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.

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(631): judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way. http://tfl.nu/a0to

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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend

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(850): i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend http://tfl.nu/u4us

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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.

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(205): I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend. http://tfl.nu/23o0

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(516): View more from New York

1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.

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By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.

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(516): 1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model. (516): By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method. http://tfl.nu/fz41

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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep

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(773): she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep http://tfl.nu/xysb

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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.

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(336): Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army. http://tfl.nu/tv7a

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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.

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(405): I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society. http://tfl.nu/cbw1

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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore

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(214): I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore http://tfl.nu/ea8h

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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.

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(315): Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer. http://tfl.nu/5ks9

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