have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just blew my weed a kiss
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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