I hope mine doesn't look like that
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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