I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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