Nicole vs. Life
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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