i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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