I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize