did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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