Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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