i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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