It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
