does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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