508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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