CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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