Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Semen is not good for contacts.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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