Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.