After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
