Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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