First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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