Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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