so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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