It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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