Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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