There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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