I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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