Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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