when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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